rukis_croax ([info]rukis_croax) wrote,
@ 2005-11-07 17:44:00
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Current mood: naughty
Current music:"Gravity" Maaya Sakamoto - Wolf's Rain

WARNING
This is a disclaimer for this livejournal. . . .

This is the personal livejournal of a depraved, naughty-bits-obsessed, far-too-horny comic artist. What does that mean for you? It means that posts in this journal will include, and not be limited to. . . .

- Illustrative nudity of all shapes and sizes
- Profanity out the wazoo
- Links to smutty fiction, none of which will contain warnings of said explicit smuttiness
- PENISES! (because for some reason, people seem to exclude male genitalia from the term NUDITY. . . . For as we all know, men do not have penises. Only fuzzy blocks that vaguely resemble a penis-like shape.)
- Rants against major corporations that utterly and completely reflect the opinions of the author
- Rants against individuals that. . . you get the idea
- Llamas having their way with frat boys. Why? Because it's my goldang journal. I can post anything I want. And I want to post about Llamas having their way with frat boys.

I will not remotely link things on this journal because. . . .

A.) That's stupid, it's my journal,
B.) I don't know how to do it, nor do I wish to. I have no urge to understand the greater workings of livejournal.
C.)The NAME of this livejournal is ALIEN STRIPTEASE. If you are looking at it at work, or any place in which someone might lean over your shoulder and assume you're a perv. . . it's not my fault that you got caught. Be more careful. I managed to read explicit fanfiction and view explicit yaoi artwork from a school computer for my junior and senior years of highschool. . . without ever getting caught by a teacher. I believe in you. You can do the same.

This in response to the painful experience of seeing two of my readers debate the morality of livejournal posting. . . on *my* livejournal. I'm sorry to have caused any harm, I love you guys and don't wanna see you fight on behalf of something as unimportant to my comic as MORALS. Tourniquet, and this webcomic, are empty of anything even remotely wholesome. Don't look for something that's not there. My artwork, story, website and subsequently my livejournal are unholy ground. Walk freely in sin and don't tread here if you think it might get you in trouble.

Good night, all!

- Rukis

"Ok, guys. . . if this guy's blue balls drop, I wanna roll for 'em. . . ." *pause* ". . .wait, wait, that came out wrong. . . what I meant to say was. . . well. . . he has rare cannonballs. . . they're blue. . . blue items! He drops them most of the time, I. . . damn. . . this just doesn't sound right no matter how I put it. Just, if anyone loots the balls, I want'em for my gun. . . you can roll for them, too, if you really need them. . . . Crap. I'm never going to hear the end of this, am I?"

- Me, talking about the Cannonmaster in Stratholm Live (World of Warcraft) and his rare blue cannonball ammo


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[info]joedacabbie
2005-11-07 11:57 pm UTC (link)
This is the personal livejournal of a depraved, naughty-bits-obsessed, far-too-horny comic artist. What does that mean for you? It means that posts in this journal will include, and not be limited to. . . .

- Illustrative nudity of all shapes and sizes
- Profanity out the wazoo
- Links to smutty fiction, none of which will contain warnings of said explicit smuttiness
- PENISES! (because for some reason, people seem to exclude male genitalia from the term NUDITY. . . . For as we all know, men do not have penises. Only fuzzy blocks that vaguely resemble a penis-like shape.)
- Rants against major corporations that utterly and completely reflect the opinions of the author
- Rants against individuals that. . . you get the idea
- Llamas having their way with frat boys. Why? Because it's my goldang journal. I can post anything I want. And I want to post about Llamas having their way with frat boys.


Heh, I knew there were good reasons you were on my Friends list. U go girl!

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[info]lumidarkuni
2005-11-08 12:28 am UTC (link)
*lol* *finds the email about breast size amusing* Hmmm and here I've just been wondering where that wound on her lower abdomen disappeared to...*shrugs* Whatever, who cares right? XD

*waves* Heyla, I'm another one of your many fans. I love what you do and don't think you should do anything but what you want to do, it's all good anyways. :D

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[info]rukis_croax
2005-11-08 01:16 am UTC (link)
heh heh. . . oh crap. You're right. . . there's a panel I didn't either cover it up in or plainly display it. . . that last one.

I've been trying to cover it with Demeter's hands or arms. . . the like. . . for the longest time, so I don't have to color it. Thus the panels beforehand. But when you go five pages or so without it. . . I guess one tends to forget.

I need to fix that. . . .

This is why most comics have beta readers. . . .

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[info]rukis_croax
2005-11-08 01:22 am UTC (link)
there! fixed!

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[info]lumidarkuni
2005-11-09 02:30 am UTC (link)
*nods* Yeah, when I first noticed it I was like...maybe it was on the other side(therefore covered by his hands)...*goes back to look* Um nope, I guess she forgot. ^^;; And then I didn't say anything until now thinking oh someone she knows better will mention it. XD;;;

Beta readers? I'm not sure what you mean? Just someone who checks for irregularities or something? o.o

Yay! Good. :D

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[info]keleri
2005-11-08 01:03 am UTC (link)
Awesome. I admit, my pulse raced a bit when I realized I was looking at teh kawk on a public computer with a lot of other people around, but that's why the scroll wheel was invented.

Blue balls! xD You play Horde or Alliance?

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[info]rukis_croax
2005-11-08 01:23 am UTC (link)
Alliance side, Medivh. My main is Canid, female dwarven hunter. I'm on pretty often, and I'm not hard to spot. . . my wolf is as big as an orc mount. Freaking scary stuff, man.

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[info]keleri
2005-11-08 01:33 am UTC (link)
Maaaaan, everybody plays alliance. I loves my tauren, I does.

Ohh man, pets are HUGE at level 60. I never really noticed until I tried out playing a gnome. Wolfies! I've got the Rake on my orc hunter, but I'm thinking about switching to a slavering worg. Have you got a worg, or one of the sleeker wolves? ^_^

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[info]rukis_croax
2005-11-08 02:38 am UTC (link)
It's a black worg by the name of Deathmaw, a silver elite Blackrock Worg that wanders around the Burning Steppes. He's mah baby.

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[info]keleri
2005-11-08 03:09 am UTC (link)
Wewt! Did he take you long to find? Those silver elites can be a pain sometimes. Deathmaw's next on my list if I can't get Broken Tooth. I'm going to go for the full set though--worg mount, worg pet and the worg pup. ^^;

I like the red ones' (Ember Worgs, I think) coloring best, but if I got one it would have to just be a PvE pet... I need the fast attack/fast pursuit speed types for PvP. ^^;

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[info]rukis_croax
2005-11-08 06:43 am UTC (link)
Actually, I stumbled upon Deathmaw not even *realizing* he was the best wolf in the game. I had to take two griffons back to a stable master to drop off the pet I had on me before I came back for him, and miraculously, he was still there when I got back. He was a real find.

If you want an awesome wolf, go for him. He's nasty beyond all reason. I don't think there are any better wolves in the game.

And he's so damn HUGE. And black. With bright blue eyes. He can't *help* but be intimidating.

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[info]fade_to_noir
2005-11-08 02:59 am UTC (link)
Honey, you are magnificent. Go you.

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[info]worn_words
2005-11-08 03:31 am UTC (link)
Llamas having their way with frat boys.

oh how I wish to see that some day XD

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[info]chameleoneyed
2005-11-08 04:34 am UTC (link)
I love the llama thing. That would be wondrous. I'm not a fan of frat boys.

And this is *your* journal. Screw anyone else! You rock ;)

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[info]soriadarkstar
2005-11-08 06:30 am UTC (link)
I've actually been wondering what happened to his tail!

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[info]rukis_croax
2005-11-08 06:41 am UTC (link)
Dem's? Oh, that's not a mistake. His tail, much like his fur, muzzle, and hooves, dissipates when he crunches back into his human body. The only rips in his human 'skin' are the fingers, toes, eyes, horns and wings. And abnormally pointy teeth. . . . but those are hardly ever seen.

There's no real reason behind which features tore out and became permanent and which one's didn't. It's just how I designed the character.

Shove a demonic body inside a human shell and not *everything* is gonna bust out.

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[info]soriadarkstar
2005-11-08 03:10 pm UTC (link)
*laughs* ok. Almost a pity... I really like his tail, too. =D

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-08 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Don't mind the nudity that you are so happy to thwart in the face of puritanical ideals, but I've got to admit that both the breasts and the penis look pretty weird in some way that's not easy to explain. The underlying anatomy may be pretty much correct but something just seems off.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-09 08:18 am UTC (link)
Looking at it again, I think it has to do with the length of the arms and smallness of the waist (in the male's case) and the size of the head (in Dawn's case).

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[info]rukis_croax
2005-11-10 01:47 am UTC (link)
My guess is that
A.) Most people aren't used to seeing illustrated anatomy. Porn, sure. Even pictures. Scientifically accurate illustrations from textbooks. But when you illustrate anatomy in a comic style, it will always look a little strange.

I'm fairly proud of the penis. I've drawn them quite a lot, and they're difficult little buggers. Mostly because not a single one looks the same. The cock may seem a tad small to you, but remember. . . he's flacid, and not everyone is endowed like a bull.

B.)The skin tones for the general aren't normal. . . could be fucking with the realism.

I dunno, though. Those'd be my guesses.

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[info]euay
2005-11-08 07:13 pm UTC (link)
you keep up the depravity , because that's just who you are ... and if anybody's got a problem with it , refer them to me to have the everlovin crap beaten out of them, and if you really want I'll find some llamas to throw them to =)

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[info]med_kitty
2005-11-08 08:12 pm UTC (link)
This is why I read you journal...Fuck what others think. You are awesome and I hope to meet you again someday.

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[info]nillion
2005-11-08 10:23 pm UTC (link)
You know, if you stay this feisty, you're going to find a lot of quotes tracking back to you all over the web. A good deal of them my fault.

You rock. Keep it up. I really don't need to say that, though.

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*thumbs up*
[info]scythe21
2005-11-09 12:09 am UTC (link)
Hey, go freedom of speech!....and kinky drawings, ehehe. HOT DAWG! You know, one of your last comments, "walk freely in sin" is a pretty deep idea, much like the Greeks with their festival to Baccus. I truly do get a kick out of reading your LJ.
Peace Out,
Scythe21

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[info]rat_whiskers
2005-11-09 03:42 am UTC (link)
hooray for the one-eyed wonder weasel.
Your comic is awesome. And what with all the balls rolling around, I have that song I've Got Big Balls by AC/DC stuck in my head now.

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[info]miss_godzilla
2005-11-11 08:35 pm UTC (link)
You can be as smutty as you like my dear, you won't hear me complaining! Nope.
Tourniquet is awesome, by the way. ^^

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[info]rosebevil
2005-12-27 04:47 pm UTC (link)
hehe (cant say more everybody else said it allready, and i'm lazy *mua*!)

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