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[Nov. 7th, 2005|01:27 am] |
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So, just felt I'd do an image spam, because for once, I am extremely happy with two piccies I made. If you read my comic, you've already seen these. . . .
"Please move along, Ma'am. . . you're making my willy hurt. . . ."
- Victoria's Secret Security Guard (Foamy) |
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| BULLSHIT I SAY! |
[Nov. 7th, 2005|11:28 am] |
I swear, the fucking world is out to get me!
I UPDATED LAST NIGHT! And now fucking Angelfire has been crashed for the past umpteen hours. MOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSLAPPINGDIRTYPIGFUCKINGWHORES!
Hate. . . life. . . .
Not even the images I linked on my post are showing, because they're fucking LINKED THROUGH ANGELFIRE! |
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[Nov. 7th, 2005|01:24 pm] |
All right, Angelfire was only crashed for most of last night and early this morning. Things have righted themselves. And I know for a fact it was Angelfire, not a problem on my end, because I checked multiple ways, and the angelfire site was DOWN.
This is all just a sign. . . I need to change providers. I've been saying it for two years now. . . .
*sigh*
Anyway, all is well for the moment. If Tourniquet switches hosts some time in the near future, you now know why. I'm getting tired of this. . . this isn't the first time it's happened. |
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| WARNING |
[Nov. 7th, 2005|05:44 pm] |
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| | "Gravity" Maaya Sakamoto - Wolf's Rain | ] |
This is a disclaimer for this livejournal. . . .
This is the personal livejournal of a depraved, naughty-bits-obsessed, far-too-horny comic artist. What does that mean for you? It means that posts in this journal will include, and not be limited to. . . .
- Illustrative nudity of all shapes and sizes
- Profanity out the wazoo
- Links to smutty fiction, none of which will contain warnings of said explicit smuttiness
- PENISES! (because for some reason, people seem to exclude male genitalia from the term NUDITY. . . . For as we all know, men do not have penises. Only fuzzy blocks that vaguely resemble a penis-like shape.)
- Rants against major corporations that utterly and completely reflect the opinions of the author
- Rants against individuals that. . . you get the idea
- Llamas having their way with frat boys. Why? Because it's my goldang journal. I can post anything I want. And I want to post about Llamas having their way with frat boys.
I will not remotely link things on this journal because. . . .
A.) That's stupid, it's my journal,
B.) I don't know how to do it, nor do I wish to. I have no urge to understand the greater workings of livejournal.
C.)The NAME of this livejournal is ALIEN STRIPTEASE. If you are looking at it at work, or any place in which someone might lean over your shoulder and assume you're a perv. . . it's not my fault that you got caught. Be more careful. I managed to read explicit fanfiction and view explicit yaoi artwork from a school computer for my junior and senior years of highschool. . . without ever getting caught by a teacher. I believe in you. You can do the same.
This in response to the painful experience of seeing two of my readers debate the morality of livejournal posting. . . on *my* livejournal. I'm sorry to have caused any harm, I love you guys and don't wanna see you fight on behalf of something as unimportant to my comic as MORALS. Tourniquet, and this webcomic, are empty of anything even remotely wholesome. Don't look for something that's not there. My artwork, story, website and subsequently my livejournal are unholy ground. Walk freely in sin and don't tread here if you think it might get you in trouble.
Good night, all!
- Rukis
"Ok, guys. . . if this guy's blue balls drop, I wanna roll for 'em. . . ." *pause* ". . .wait, wait, that came out wrong. . . what I meant to say was. . . well. . . he has rare cannonballs. . . they're blue. . . blue items! He drops them most of the time, I. . . damn. . . this just doesn't sound right no matter how I put it. Just, if anyone loots the balls, I want'em for my gun. . . you can roll for them, too, if you really need them. . . . Crap. I'm never going to hear the end of this, am I?"
- Me, talking about the Cannonmaster in Stratholm Live (World of Warcraft) and his rare blue cannonball ammo |
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